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QUICK FACTS:
✓ Founded: 1987
(or 1997)
✓ Employees: 4-7
✓ Location: Yes
✓ Bags Sealed: 1000+
✓ Customer Complaints: Minimal
✓ Awards: Several
Our State-of-the-Art Headquarters (Artist's Rendering)
(Local access cable)
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🏢 OUR AMAZING STORY 🏢
THE BEGINNING
It all started in the summer of 1987 (or possibly 1997 - records are unclear) when our founder, GERTRUDE, had a life-changing experience. She was at a grocery store when she noticed that bags were NOT being sealed properly. This moment would change the bag sealing industry FOREVER!!!
Gertrude went home that fateful day and said to herself: "I will dedicate my life to sealing bags. ALL THE BAGS. EVERY SINGLE BAG." And thus, BagSealerFromChina.com was born (even though the internet didn't really exist yet, she was ahead of her time).
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Gertrude's first workshop, circa 1987 (or 1997)
THE EARLY YEARS
The first few years were CHALLENGING. Gertrude operated out of her garage, her basement, her attic, and occasionally her neighbor's shed (with permission... mostly). She worked tirelessly, sometimes up to 3 hours per day, perfecting her bag sealing technology.
In 1989 (or 1999), we sold our FIRST bag sealer to a customer named Bob. Bob's review: "It's definitely a product that exists." We were THRILLED!!! This gave us the confidence to continue our mission.
By the year 2000, we had expanded our team to include Gertrude's cousin Larry (he left in 2001), her friend Susan (she's still here!), and a cat named Mr. Whiskers who served as our Chief Morale Officer until 2002.
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OUR MISSION
To seal bags in a way that is mostly effective while maintaining questionable quality standards and confusing customer service policies.
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OUR VISION
To become the #1 bag sealer company in the world, or at least in our zip code, by the year 2010 (we missed this deadline).
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THE INTERNET ERA
In 2001, Gertrude discovered the INTERNET!!! She immediately knew this was the future. After attending a 6-week course on HTML at the local community center, she built this very website you're looking at RIGHT NOW!!! (It has barely been updated since then, as you can probably tell).
The website launched on January 15, 2003, and we received our FIRST online order 47 minutes later! The customer asked if we sold staplers. We did not. But we thanked them for visiting anyway!!!
Since going online, we have processed DOZENS of orders and answered HUNDREDS of emails (mostly spam, but still!!!). Our website has been viewed by people from at least 3 different countries, which makes us INTERNATIONAL!!!
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Our impressive timeline of achievements
TODAY AND BEYOND
Today, BagSealerFromChina.com stands as a BEACON of mediocrity in the bag sealing industry!!! We continue to operate out of an undisclosed location (Gertrude's garage) with our dedicated team of 2-5 people (depending on the day).
Our products are used by customers in various locations, for various purposes, with various levels of success!!! We have sealed bags containing groceries, office supplies, mysterious items, and things we probably shouldn't ask about.
Looking to the future, we plan to continue doing what we do best: sealing bags and occasionally answering the phone. We are currently working on the Bag Sealer 4000™ (it's basically the same as the 3000™ but with a different sticker).
Thank you for being part of our journey!!! Without customers like you, we would have closed down in 2004!!!!
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🏆 OUR AWARDS & RECOGNITION 🏆
2002: "Best New Website" Award
(Self-awarded)
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2003: Featured in "Bag Sealing Monthly"
(Magazine no longer exists)
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2004: 5-Star Rating on BagSealerReviews.com
(Website we created)
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2005: Certificate of Participation
(Local trade show)
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2006: "Adequate Service" Recognition
(From our cousin)
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2007-Present: Continued Operation
(We consider this an achievement)
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MILESTONES!
1987 (or 1997):
Company founded!!!
1989:
First sale to Bob
2001:
Discovered internet
2003:
Website launched
2005:
Bag Sealer 3000™ released
2007:
Still in business!
Present:
You are here!!!
Our team at the 2004 company picnic
BY THE NUMBERS:
12+ Satisfied Customers
1000+ Bags Sealed
4-7 Employees
3 Product Recalls
87% Success Rate
0 Lawsuits Won
Position: Unpaid Intern
Requirements: Yes
Benefits: Experience
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WebRing 2003
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