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📖 LEARN ABOUT OUR INCREDIBLE JOURNEY FROM HUMBLE BEGINNINGS TO MODERATE SUCCESS!!! 📖

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QUICK FACTS:

✓ Founded: 1987
(or 1997)

✓ Employees: 4-7

✓ Location: Yes

✓ Bags Sealed: 1000+

✓ Customer Complaints: Minimal

✓ Awards: Several



Company Building
Our State-of-the-Art Headquarters
(Artist's Rendering)


AS SEEN ON TV!!!
(Local access cable)
🏢 OUR AMAZING STORY 🏢


THE BEGINNING

It all started in the summer of 1987 (or possibly 1997 - records are unclear) when our founder, GERTRUDE, had a life-changing experience. She was at a grocery store when she noticed that bags were NOT being sealed properly. This moment would change the bag sealing industry FOREVER!!!

Gertrude went home that fateful day and said to herself: "I will dedicate my life to sealing bags. ALL THE BAGS. EVERY SINGLE BAG." And thus, BagSealerFromChina.com was born (even though the internet didn't really exist yet, she was ahead of her time).


Historic Photo
Gertrude's first workshop, circa 1987 (or 1997)


THE EARLY YEARS

The first few years were CHALLENGING. Gertrude operated out of her garage, her basement, her attic, and occasionally her neighbor's shed (with permission... mostly). She worked tirelessly, sometimes up to 3 hours per day, perfecting her bag sealing technology.

In 1989 (or 1999), we sold our FIRST bag sealer to a customer named Bob. Bob's review: "It's definitely a product that exists." We were THRILLED!!! This gave us the confidence to continue our mission.

By the year 2000, we had expanded our team to include Gertrude's cousin Larry (he left in 2001), her friend Susan (she's still here!), and a cat named Mr. Whiskers who served as our Chief Morale Officer until 2002.



OUR MISSION

To seal bags in a way that is mostly effective while maintaining questionable quality standards and confusing customer service policies.
OUR VISION

To become the #1 bag sealer company in the world, or at least in our zip code, by the year 2010 (we missed this deadline).


THE INTERNET ERA

In 2001, Gertrude discovered the INTERNET!!! She immediately knew this was the future. After attending a 6-week course on HTML at the local community center, she built this very website you're looking at RIGHT NOW!!! (It has barely been updated since then, as you can probably tell).

The website launched on January 15, 2003, and we received our FIRST online order 47 minutes later! The customer asked if we sold staplers. We did not. But we thanked them for visiting anyway!!!

Since going online, we have processed DOZENS of orders and answered HUNDREDS of emails (mostly spam, but still!!!). Our website has been viewed by people from at least 3 different countries, which makes us INTERNATIONAL!!!


Timeline
Our impressive timeline of achievements


TODAY AND BEYOND

Today, BagSealerFromChina.com stands as a BEACON of mediocrity in the bag sealing industry!!! We continue to operate out of an undisclosed location (Gertrude's garage) with our dedicated team of 2-5 people (depending on the day).

Our products are used by customers in various locations, for various purposes, with various levels of success!!! We have sealed bags containing groceries, office supplies, mysterious items, and things we probably shouldn't ask about.

Looking to the future, we plan to continue doing what we do best: sealing bags and occasionally answering the phone. We are currently working on the Bag Sealer 4000™ (it's basically the same as the 3000™ but with a different sticker).

Thank you for being part of our journey!!! Without customers like you, we would have closed down in 2004!!!!



🏆 OUR AWARDS & RECOGNITION 🏆

2002: "Best New Website" Award
(Self-awarded)
2003: Featured in "Bag Sealing Monthly"
(Magazine no longer exists)
2004: 5-Star Rating on BagSealerReviews.com
(Website we created)
2005: Certificate of Participation
(Local trade show)
2006: "Adequate Service" Recognition
(From our cousin)
2007-Present: Continued Operation
(We consider this an achievement)


WANT TO LEARN MORE?

Check out Gertrude's personal page to learn about the incredible woman behind the bags!!!

Or view our complete product catalog to see what we're currently selling!!!

Questions? Comments? Concerns? Contact us! (Response time: 2-6 weeks)


MILESTONES!

1987 (or 1997):
Company founded!!!

1989:
First sale to Bob

2001:
Discovered internet

2003:
Website launched

2005:
Bag Sealer 3000™ released

2007:
Still in business!

Present:
You are here!!!




Team Photo
Our team at the 2004 company picnic



BY THE NUMBERS:

12+ Satisfied Customers

1000+ Bags Sealed

4-7 Employees

3 Product Recalls

87% Success Rate

0 Lawsuits Won




WE'RE HIRING!!!

Position: Unpaid Intern
Requirements: Yes
Benefits: Experience


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